Do you ever think I would listen to disco if it wasn't for the racy lyrics? If so, you are not alone. Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers has pulled a Donna Summer cd from their kid meals because of those exact reasons. Dave Thomas, speaking from beyond the grave, spoke to reporters outside the Wendy's headquarters in Atlanta. "You know," Thomas said, "the music would be ok if it wasn't for all the 'get up and boogie' and the 'shake shake shake'. We know what KC and the Sunshine Band was talking about. And that's sexual intercourse." Thomas went on to say that he misses making all those burger commercials and that, if he had a chance to do it all over, he'd skip his daughter and name the fast food chain after his imaginary adopted son, Ricardo.
Wendy's has also pulled their Disco Fever CD, not for racy lyrics, but because disco sucks without sexual innuendo.
1 comment:
hey, glad the job is good. the heat sucks here too. can't wait for you to "help us" put in the air conditioner!
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